Celebrity Haikus

"Milkshakes" By Alexander The Poet 08.26.06

If your milkshake brings,
All the boys to the yard, then
Jacko is jealous

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"Full House Of Drugs" By Alexander The Poet 02.11.06

Stephanie Tanner
She did meth for a long time
Now THAT'S fucking rude!!!

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"Jessica Simpson" By Alexander The Poet 08.08.05

Jessica Simpson,
Her acting may not be great
But her tits sure are!

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"Jacko Not Guilty" By Alexander The Poet 06.27.05

Jacko's not guilty
But if you think he's normal
Then you need help

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"Katie Holmes' Nipples" By Alexander The Poet 06.27.05

Katie Holmes' nipples
See them all hard and pointy
In Batman Begins

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"Prince Charles & Camilla Parker Bowles Marry" By Alexander The Poet 04.10.05

Prince Charles got married
To Camilla Parker Bowles
I bet fags were lit

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"Paris Hilton's Phonebook" By Alexander The Poet 03.12.05

I was so surprised
Paris Hilton didn't have
Me in her phonebook

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"VNV Nation" By Alexander The Poet 11.29.04

VNV Nation,
Is so fucking beautiful
Ronan Harris rocks

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"Tara Reid's Implants" By Alexander The Poet 11.12.04

Tara Reid's implants
She had them done recently
They look so fucked up

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