Politics Haikus
"Shooting With Dick" By Alexander The Poet 08.26.06
Dick starts shooting wild,
Like mad, with no Bush in sight
Quite typical, no?
THE END
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"Election Day" By Alexander The Poet 11.08.05
On Election Day
You always have 2 choices
Bullshit or Bullcrap
THE END
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"America" By Alexander The Poet 08.08.05
America is,
Land of opportunity
But learn English putz!
THE END
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"John Ashcroft Is Gone" By Alexander The Poet 11.10.04
John Ashcroft is gone,
Pornographers are relieved
He was such a dick!
THE END
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"Taxes" by Alexander The Poet 04.07.2004
Paying taxes sucks,
There goes half of my paycheck
Who came up with it?
THE END
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"Politics" by Alexander The Poet 04.07.04
If you lie real well,
You can be in politics
And have lots of sex
THE END
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"Gas" by Alexander The Poet 04.07.04
Real expensive gas,
Why is gas so expensive?
God damn Middle East
THE END
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"President George Bush" by Alexander The Poet 02.05.03
President George Bush,
Fighting the war on terror
But not, recession
THE END
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"Saddam Hussein Capture Haiku" by Alexander The Poet
12.14.03
I turned on the news,
And Saddam Hussein got caught
Maybe Bush is good?
THE END