Politics Haikus

"Shooting With Dick" By Alexander The Poet 08.26.06

Dick starts shooting wild,
Like mad, with no Bush in sight
Quite typical, no?

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"Election Day" By Alexander The Poet 11.08.05

On Election Day
You always have 2 choices
Bullshit or Bullcrap

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"America" By Alexander The Poet 08.08.05

America is,
Land of opportunity
But learn English putz!

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"John Ashcroft Is Gone" By Alexander The Poet 11.10.04

John Ashcroft is gone,
Pornographers are relieved
He was such a dick!


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"Taxes" by Alexander The Poet 04.07.2004

Paying taxes sucks,
There goes half of my paycheck
Who came up with it?

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"Politics" by Alexander The Poet 04.07.04

If you lie real well,
You can be in politics
And have lots of sex

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"Gas" by Alexander The Poet 04.07.04

Real expensive gas,
Why is gas so expensive?
God damn Middle East

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"President George Bush" by Alexander The Poet 02.05.03

President George Bush,
Fighting the war on terror
But not, recession

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"Saddam Hussein Capture Haiku" by Alexander The Poet   12.14.03

I turned on the news,
And Saddam Hussein got caught
Maybe Bush is good?

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