Porn Haikus

"Pornstars With Tight Asses" by Alexander The Poet 12.14.08

To me irony
Is pornstars with tight asses
You see my point now

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"Asian Pornstar" By Alexander The Poet 02.04.08

Asian Pornstar
Where did you get such big tits
It's so not like you

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"Publishing Blogs" By Alexander The Poet 11.06.05

If you publish blogs,
Pornstar Rebecca Love thinks
That you're a loser

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"Christy Canyon" By Alexander The Poet 10.01.05

If my mom looked like,
Hot pornstar Christy Canyon
I'd so commit incest

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"How Much Food?" By Alexander The Poet 09.11.05

How much food will make,
Mary Carey bring her ass
To come on Ksex

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"Randi Wright" By Alexander The Poet 06.27.05

Fat men and corpses
Are what Randi Wright lusts for
That girl is kinky

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"Experienced Vagina" By Alexander The Poet 05.16.05

Historians love,
Experienced Vagina
Of Nina Hartley

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"42 Minutes" By Alexander The Poet 05.16.05

Forty Two minutes
That's how long tv shows go
And Dave Pounder too

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"Bowling For Scholars" By Alexander The Poet 05.02.05

Bowling For Scholars,
Where adult stars bowl naked
But for a good cause

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"Where's Nacho Vidal?"

Where's Nacho Vidal?,
I think he is in Brazil
Boinking his sister

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"Carmen Luvana The Boxer" By Alexander The Poet 04.10.05

Carmen Luvana
She beat the shit out of Dick (Nasty)
She's a good boxer

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"Michelle Lay Loves Trannies" By Alexander The Poet 04.10.05

If you're a shemale
And you need some hot lovin'
Just call Michelle Lay

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"Meeting Flower Tucci" By Alexander The Poet 03.12.05

When you go and meet
Hot pornstar Flower Tucci
Wear a good raincoat

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"Max Hardcore Dot Com" By Alexander The Poet 03.12.05

Did all you guys know?
Max Hardcore has a site...it's
Max Hardcore dot com

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"Tyler Faith Left JKP" By Alexander The Poet 03.12.05

Now that Tyler Faith
Left JKP, does it mean
She'll fuck Wankus more?

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"Tyra Banxxx Info Lackage" By Alexander The Poet 12.20.04

Pornstar Tyra Banxxx
I can't find info on her
She really is new

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"Be Brittany's Bitch" By Alexander The Poet 11.10.04

All submissive guys,
Write to Brittany Andrews
To become her bitch

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"No Necrophilia In California" By Alexander The Poet 11.10.04

Fucking dead pornstars,
Is no longer allowed in,
California

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"Lisa Sparxxx's Tits" By Alexander The Poet 11.10.04

Lisa Sparxxx 's tits,
They are so nice, big, and huge
Gravity loves them

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"A KSEX Intern" By Alexander The Poet 08.25.04

A Ksex intern
Gets asked for sex by pornstars
They choose to make tea

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"Rebecca Love On The Farm" By Alexander The Poet 08.25.04

One day on the farm
Rebecca Love was searching
For beef under cow

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"Aria" By Alexander The Poet 08.25.04

I see Aria
So sexy and muscular
That bitch can break me

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"Katie Morgan's New Tits" By Alexander The Poet 08.25.04

Look at those big tits
That Katie Morgan now has
They make me say, Yay

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"Wankus' New Dolphins Tattoo" by Alexander The Poet 10.05.03

Wank got a new tat
Of the Miami Dolphins
But what if they lose?

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"Tera Patrick's Boobs" by Alexander The Poet 08.01.03

I notice an increase
In pornstar Tera Patrick
Her boobs got so huge

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"Jill Kelly Productions Girls" by Alexander The Poet 08.01.03

Unreliable
Jill Kelly Productions girls
They flake all the time

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"Gene Ross" by Alexander The Poet 08.01.03

Twenty four seven
Gene Ross is getting porn scoops
Gene, take a breather

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"Just Who Is Luke Ford?" by Alexander The Poet 05.24.03

Just who is Luke Ford?
He is an Orthodox Jew
And porn journalist

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