Limericks

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lim·er·ick   n.

A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.

"Dingleberry" By Alexander The Poet 10.14.04

Most of the time it is hairy
And the size of it does vary
From my butt it hangs
Alone or in gangs
It is called a dingleberry!

THE END

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"Wankus/Christy Wild" By Alexander The Poet 09.14.04

Wankus had fucked Christy Wild,
And she screamed loud like a child
And when Wankus was done,
He asked if she had fun,
She said it was pretty mild!

THE END

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"Slippery Dick" By Alexander The Poet 09.14.04

When I see a really hot chick,
My penis gets hard really quick,
Then I start to ooze sperm,
From seeing tits so firm,
And I have a slippery dick!

THE END

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"Kane/Lita Pregnancy" By Alexander The Poet 09.14.04

The day that Kane got Lita pregnant, 
The outcome would be so apparent,
The baby will die,
The fans will know why,
Fuck, that angle was so transparent!

THE END

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"Small Penis Humiliation" By Alexander The Poet 09.14.04

A mistress started saying to me,
I had a small pathetic peepee,
So I bowed my head in shame,
Then she laughed and I came,
And the both of us were so happy!

THE END

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