I know something which is a real fact,
It is, Ashton Kutcher cannot act
Whenever I see a film with him,
I know it's a nightmare, not a dream
He's ok on That 70s Show,
But all of his movies, they just blow
He does some weird show on MTV,
It's called Punk'd and it's really crappy
Girls find him cute, this makes me so stunned
His movies suck, Dude, Where's My Refund?
Now he's going out with Demi Moore
She never saw his films I'm quite sure
I know something which is a real fact,
It is, Ashton Kutcher cannot act
THE END