Some people stay in the darkness,
Afraid to step into the light
When I saw that Baywatch hotness,
My cock came out with all its might!
You were cool as The Knight Rider,
Talking with your fine ass car Kitt
But on a beach with wave glider,
Dawg I tell you, you were the shit!
You're a big star in Germany,
With a budding singing career
Your greatness, others may not see,
But I do dude, so have no fear!
I thank you David Hasselhoff,
For making my puberty fun
Because Baywatch helped me jack off,
And in my eyes, you're number one!
THE END
Check out his official website
http://www.davidhasselhoff.com
IMO, my favorite babe was Erika Eleniak, followed by Nicole Eggert,
and Traci Bingham.