Mr. Steven Seagal, you sir, do kick ass,
With your awesome hair and ponytail
I do the same with my hair and try to pass,
But at being cool like you I fail!
I had fallen for you right after I saw,
Your second movie called Hard To Kill
Of your sharp aikido skills I was in awe,
And it's my fave of all your films still!
I love how your hair never moves out of place,
Or how you rarely kick with your feet
Compared to Jean-Claude Van Damme you take first place,
And in a suit you look really sweet!
I know you're big into the environment,
And you're a musician now as well
To say that you rock is an understatement,
Steven Seagal, you're hotter than hell!
THE END
Visit his official website:
http://www.stevenseagal.com
Despite this poem being somewhat funny, I do seriously consider Steven
Seagal great and loved his style better than Van Damme's. And yes, Hard To
Kill will always OWN!
Oh yeah, I really hope he has a sense of humor because if not, he can
seriously kick my ass.