Oh lord, my penis always seems to hurt,
When I look at Catherine Zeta Jones
And quite often, it does heavily squirt,
Followed by plenty of very loud moans!
This hot actress was born in the UK,
In a year that ended, with, 69
She is both Welsh and Irish they do say,
I think sex with her, would be so damn fine!
This vixen happens to have 2 brothers,
Which help her choose what movies to star in
They pick good ones and ignore the others,
Catherine is lucky to have such kin!
But Catherine really hit the big time,
When she had starred in The Mask Of Zorro
And from there, in Hollywood, she did climb,
And it did not cause her any sorrow!
Drinking lots of alcohol she can do,
Without ever getting remotely drunk
And do you know what else I hear is true?,
She gets turned on by a well spoken hunk!
Eventually, she did get married,
To a well known actor, Michael Douglas
Then my hopes of boinking her got buried,
And right now I feel like such a dumbass!
She is both a trained dancer and singer,
And oh lord, she is so damn beautiful
And I think that her beauty will linger,
Because she is truly just wonderful!
THE END
Research for this poem was found at:
http://come.to/czj
Pics from various sources