Whenever I watch TV nowadays,
Eva Longoria is on
She makes me vomit in so many ways,
I swear she must be demon spawn!
I simply don't know too much about her,
And hell, I don't even want to
She's latina with too much exposure,
And that my friends, is very true!
She's always featured in Star Magazine,
On almost every freaking page
And when I see her on my tv screen,
She fills me with absolute rage!
If not for that show Desperate Housewives,
She would not be an overt stain
But just because of that, her stardom thrives,
God damn you Wysteria Lane!
THE END
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http://www.evalongoria.com