You may know some girls (and guys) who are like this. 
This poem is for them...

"Cornholing" By Alexander The Poet 04.24.06

There once lived a loose cornhole,
And it was always lonely
To get rammed hard was its goal,
Because it was so horny!

This cornhole would fuck it all,
Plastic dildos and real dick
But for it, they were all small,
Nothing was too big or thick!

It happened to be real wide,
And also, extremely deep
In it, everything did slide,
And it felt warmer than sheep!

To it, nothing could be beat,
Not even going bowling
It just seemed to feel complete...,
With a night of cornholing!