"A Dog Humping My Leg" By Alexander The Poet 08.09.04

When I was much younger,
I remember I'd beg
For my poodle Monger,
To stop humping my leg!

See, at first it felt good,
It was, a new feeling
But when the dog got wood,
Hell, I started fleeing!

I love doggies so much,
I love petting them all
But if my legs they touch,
There's gonna be a brawl!

Was there a good reason?,
Was I drunk off a keg?
To let my dog have fun,
Have fun, humping my leg!

THE END