This poem is about beastiality. While I find it gross and totally 
disgusting, we can't ignore that such a thing does occur
in some cultures. Whether it is a made up internet fantasy or whether
it is real, such a thing exists. I emphasize that I do not endorse 
bestiality nor have I ever tried it. But I felt that I had to write a 
poem about it. You may find it gross and offensive. But I remind you,
it does exist in some fashion. I, as a poet, am merely expressing it
to you from a viewpoint of some person who might practice it.

"Animal Attraction" by Alexander The Poet 

I feel like getting freaky,
With a wild animal
Perhaps a hairy donkey,
Perhaps a smooth camel

I want to find a puppy,
And do it doggie style
It may be a bit sloppy,
It may be a bit vile

I want to find a kitten,
And make it purr, so much
I want my dick to slide in,
And make it paw my crotch

I want to find a gerbil,
And be like Richard Gere
Start getting used to anal,
As they go up, my rear

I want to find a reptile,
And give it a french kiss
Give it some tongue for a while,
As it begins to hiss

With all of these kinky deeds,
You find me disgusting
If you have sexual needs,
You would do the same thing

Cause when there are no people,
You need someone to fuck
And if you see a mammal,
You'd find yourself in luck

THE END