"Ode To Dog Shit" by Alexander The Poet 

When I walk down the street,
And I smell something gross
I see that it's dog shit,
And I am at a loss!

Dog shit smells so nasty,
Much worse than a human
It came from a puppy,
And that shit was fumin'!

Shit can come from poodle,
And from a chiwawa
Shit's inevitable,
Even from a llama!

So if you own a dog,
And you walk it outside
And it shits out a log,
You make that dog log hide!

THE END