Inspired by dumb squirrels who always end up being run over by cars...

"Dumb Squirrels" By Alexander The Poet 

Squirrels are the dumbest animals by far,
They never look when they cross the road
I end up running them over with my car,
To those dumb squirrels, I write this ode

I never meant to kill those furry creatures,
But god damnit, they don't look both ways!
If only they followed proper procedures,
Those squirrels, would be alive today!

See, squirrels are so easy to run over,
Because they are small, not big like deer
They die quickly, if met with a land rover,
Ecspecially if, the driver had beer

I think that all squirrels should go to some school,
And get themselves, an education
Then each squirrel would be smart and not a fool,
And would not endure, mutiliation

THE END