"How Did That Get In My Ass?" By Alexander The Poet 08.17.06

Very often when I wipe my ass,
I pull out a long strand of hair
And then a few hours somewhat pass,
Trying to figure out from where!

Perhaps, it could have come from my back,
For it is quite furry indeed
Or it may have come from my nutsack,
I'm hairy down there like a steed!

Or maybe it fell right from my head,
Since I do have long hair on top
But deep in my rear could it have shed,
And inside my buttcrack, drop?

I guess it shall be a mystery,
Alot like the high price of gas
And it shall go down in history,
Where that hair comes from, in my ass...

THE END

Note: I thought about titling the poem "How Did That Hair Get In My Ass",
but then decided that the sound of "How Did That Get In My Ass" would 
result in more intrigue, curiosity, and ambiguity. 

Yes my gay fans, I know, I'm such a cocktease :)