"I Wish My Ass Was Smooth" By Alexander The Poet 06.15.06

I wish my ass was smooth,
And not so freaking hairy
For then it would feel soothe,
And feel less like a prairie!

Mooning people, I can't,
For a moon, they will not see
They'll think they see a plant,
Or an untamed chimpanzee!

Shaving hair ain't easy,
Ecspecially near the crack
And when the wind's breezy,
I feel it sway forth and back!

I'd love to be the guy,
With a smooth cute baby butt
But instead I shall cry,
And be a hairy ass slut!

THE END