"If I Eat Your Ass, Please Don't Shit On Me" By Alexander The Poet 07.26.07


Girl, lately, I've had some desire,
In eating your ass for a bit
But my urges are filled with dire,
If on my face, you take a shit!

Because see, when I toss your salad,
The only dressing that I want
Are your juices, that taste like ballads,
Not turd sauce, that smells like your aunt!

I swear though, each time when I lay down,
And on my face, you take a squat
I hope that I don't get to taste brown,
Because that would not be so hot!

So as my face goes under your ass,
I trust that you won't shit on me
But if you do, then you have no class,
And I'll hate you I guarantee!

THE END