After Goddess of www.theworldofgoddess.com  spoke to me about her dislike
of my vaginal bleeding poem, I then asked if it meant that she wasn't
looking forward to a sequel. Out of nowhere, she told me never to write
about rectal bleeding, which surprised me cause I didn't know that
happened too. Then she told me a line, similiar to the first line of this
poem, and said it sounded like a country song. So I was inspired to write
about rectal bleeding just like a country song!

"My Achy Breaky Rectum" By Alexander The Poet 07.28.06

Darling, my ass bled like my heart when you left me,
It made me ill and I was shocked
But then found out I had hemorrhoids actually,
That's when I knew I was so fucked

I just don't know how I got it, my cutie pie,
But it is something I regret
For nowadays, my ass never seems to feels dry,
Instead it feels constantly wet

I should've knew well last time I sat down and shit,
That baby, my stool seemed too hard
It tore my lining in my rectum quite a bit,
And without you, I felt so scarred

Eating less fiber, sweetheart, which you suggested,
Well guess what, that was a mistake
Because my turds are all dark red and infested,
It's just too much for me to take

There's probably other shit, that's wrong with my shit,
That I simply just can't keep track
And that metamucil is making me vomit,
So girl, I love you, please come back

THE END

Research for this article found here:
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/rectal_bleeding/article_em.htm