"My Ass Itches So Much" By Alexander The Poet 08.15.05

My ass itches so much,
And I think I know why
I feel it when I touch,
It's hair I can't deny!

When my ass hair grows in,
It itches like all hell
And it grows thick, not thin,
I can style it with gel!

I itch my left ass cheek,
And then I itch my right
I itch my ass all week,
With no damn end in sight!

I need a girl with nails,
To scratch my ass real well
While I tell her of tales,...
Of love in some motel

THE END