"My Butt Cheeks" By Alexander The Poet 06.03.07

The last time when I performed,
I think it was perhaps last week
A few people, me, informed,
That I had very nice butt cheeks!

It was a great compliment,
At that, I did very well blush
And to my own amazement,
On my butt cheeks, they had a crush!

I wonder which they liked best,
Was it my left butt cheek or right?
But I knew them, they impressed,
I knew my butt cheeks, made their night!

I never thought my butt cheeks,
Could bring so many people in
And if my butt cheeks could speak,
They'd say "Thank you and come again!"

THE END