"My Flaming Asshole" By Alexander The Poet 05.08.07

After I eat something spicy,
I never feel quite the same
For my ass doesn't feel icy,
Infact, it begins to flame!

Whether I eat some wasabi,
Or boneless buffalo wings
It starts to burn fast inside me,
And a world of hurt it brings!

If I could just see my asshole,
I know what it would look like
It would look like a volcano,
Or possibly, the third reich!

My flaming asshole is a sight,
That is truly to behold
And when the flames burst and take flight,
No one around me is cold!

THE END