"My Hot Virgin Ass" By Alexander The Poet 11.01.09

This poem is about my hot virgin ass,
 Which has never ever been fucked before
And not sure why, because my ass is world class,
 And it is just aching to be a whore!

Please don't be afraid to insert your finger,
 For I swear, that my ass is clear of shit
But if you just might find some feces linger,
 I do ask you nicely that you don't quit!

I think that you may be intimidated,
 By the amount of hair, that's in my crack
So if my hairy ass makes you frustrated,
 I urge you to let me know, don't hold back!

If my ass was on a facebook or myspace,
 It would have many friends, of this I'm sure
But perhaps an ad on craigslist it should place,
 And then it would be a virgin no more!?

THE END