"My Butt Crack" By Alexander The Poet 

Looking in the mirror,
I know there is just something I lack
I'd be sexy for sure,
If I had a nice looking butt crack

There's so much hair in it,
It looks exactly like zz top
And when I take a shit,
The hair doesn't allow it to drop!

My butt crack has a hole,
But you can't see it cause of the hair
I will make it my goal,
To go to the store and buy some nair!

And when I will be done,
There will be something that I won't lack
My ass hair wll be gone,
And I'll have a nice looking butt crack!

THE END