When a girl's a tad bit on the fat side,
And her butt shows a whole lot of mass
There's one thing that just cannot be denied,
The girl's sportin', a cottage cheese ass!
A cottage cheese ass always has craters,
And it looks like, well, like cottage cheese
It's cause she asked too much from the waiters,
And her appetite does never freeze!
If I see an ass like that in a thong,
I may just have to step away and barf
Girl better get a dildo or a dong,
For a human penis it would snarf!
But you see, some guys love asses like that,
It gives them cushin' for the pushin'
Not me though, I'd rather just like to chat,
While on my keyboard, I'll be sploogin'!
THE END