All my life I've been a good boy,
I went to school and didn't slack
A drug free life I did enjoy,
Until I saw, your fine ass crack!
What truly made your crack so great,
It was the cheapest kind around
I'd stay at the titty bar late,
And for a dollar, more was found!
Nancy Reagan said 'Just Say No',
And that woman is sure damn right
But with your crack, I don't think so,
For it's the kind, I want to bite!
I am a junkie for your ass,
But to do rehab, I refuse
Because unlike acid and grass,
Girl, your crack I WANT to abuse!
THE END