"Ode To My Hairy Anus" By Alexander The Poet 03.21.09

There's one thing I find quite sacred,
 And it is, my hairy anus
If it's ever met with hatred,
 My wrath would be instantaneous!

In the winter it keeps me warm,
 And with it, I just have no fear
That if rape on me was performed,
 It would protect me in the rear!

Although I really should admit,
 With one it's not always deluxe
Because it catches all my shit,
 And to get it off really sucks!

But with all of it's ups and downs,
 My hairy anus is my friend
And as long as it is around,
 I know it's all good, in the end...

THE END