"Ode To My Prostate Gland" By Alexander The Poet 05.27.08

Located deep within my own ass,
 There lies, this forbidden land
And inside it, sometimes fingers pass,
 It is called, my prostate gland!

In my ass, dried up shit may be found,
 And it may not, feel so good
But if I poke my finger around,
 I swear to God, I get wood!

I thought that jerking off was enough,
 That I would just, pull my pole
But you see, that is really all fluff,
 Where it's at is in my hole!

So if you see me finger my ass,
 It is not, because I'm gay
It is because I'm having a blast,
 And God wanted it that way!

THE END