Inspired by the very established profession of plumberism...

"Plumber Ass Crack" by Alexander The Poet 

How come when I invite,
A plumber to come and fix my sink
I see this scary sight,
His "plumber ass crack", gives me a wink!

I find it disturbing,
I find, "plumber ass crack" gross and sick
But I'm glad for one thing,
That I don't get to see, plumber dick!

Are all the plumbers fat?,
And the jeans they wear to work are small?
I know what can fix that,
Have all plumbers wear an overall!!!

But if my sink does break,
The plumber will just have to come back
But he won't bring me cake,
He will bring me his, "plumber ass crack"!

THE END