Inspired by Rhiannon Bray's and Daisy's long discussion on rectum on
an episode of Tales Of Tail on Ksexradio on 04.17.03...

"The Rectum" by Alexander The Poet 

There once was a rectum,
That lived deep inside the ass
Was always hit with cum,
First anus, it had to pass!

The rectum was tiny,
But then it just somehow grew
Cock went up its heiny,
And ripped a huge hole right through!

The rectum must be clean,
Right after you take a shit
Cause if you let cock in,
The guy may just throw a fit!

Please take care of the ass
And don't do anything dumb
Don't insert any glass
Do not fuck, with the rectum!

THE RECTUM, ERR, I MEAN, THE END