"I Wish My Nipples Were Sensitive" By Alexander The Poet 08.28.06

I wish my nipples were sensitive,
So I can touch them and arouse my dick
For that is my main perogative,
But it just doesn't seem to do the trick!

I would attempt to get some ice cubes,
And try my very best, to get some wood
But as I rubbed them on my manboobs,
My nipples turn purple, and that's not good!

I would pinch them and twist them like mad,
All in hopes of getting an erection
I even tried some clothespins I had,
But all that got me was an infection!

But before I quit, I fantasized,
I was a babe like Marilyn Monroe
And suddenly, my penis did rise,
Henceforth, now what I have to do, I know!

THE END