For the sake of this poem and artistic reasons, I have chosen to shave my 'heart'. This may be a treat for those of you who wondered what I'd look like without chesthair.

"My Pecs Look Like Breasts" by Alexander The Poet 

Whenever I go to exercise,
My pecs are what I workout the most
When I look at them, I get a rise,
My muscular pecs, I love to boast!

They say that a man's chest is a sign,
Of great strength and great virility
My chest is so firm and so defined,
That I reek, of masculinity!

But each time I shave my hairy chest,
I can see that the center caves in
It looks like I have cleavage and breasts,
Makes me feel, girly and feminine

I would stand in front of the mirror,
And I would play, rub, and fondle them
When I'd pinch my nipples, I'd quiver,
And I'd get such a huge orgasm

I think I'd look hot wearing a bra,
But with my chesthair heart, maybe not
All the girls would laugh and say 'haha',
But that would just turn me on a lot

I can bounce my pecs up and down too,
It feels so awesome when I do it
My pecs sucked, would be a dream come true,
I'm glad I got these pecs to live with

THE END

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