"Why Are My Nipples Always Hard?" By Alexander The Poet 06.19.06

Why are my nipples always hard?,
The answer to that, I'd like to know
They're often alert and on guard,
Like they're ready to fight any foe!

My nipples are tiny and small,
And for the most part, they are inert
Some people they seem to enthral,
When they poke out of a white t-shirt!

They're not hard because of the cold,
For they both have hair surrounding them
Them, they're's no one to rub and hold,
So that too, can not be the problem!

Regardless though, I must find out,
Why are my nipples always erect
But until then, I have no doubt,
That my nipples are rather perfect!

THE END