"A Safe Place For My Dick" By Alexander The Poet 11.01.07

                                                            She was the hottest girl I've ever seen,                                                          
 So I walked up to her and said hello
But when she told me she was just sixteen,
 I had to tell my dick "Sorry but no."

My dick started to argue and complain,
 About how I could just deceive him so
But I snapped back and I tried to explain,
"Dick, how the fuck was I supposed to know?!"

"I mean, her tits looked old enough to me,
 And she had an ass you would love to nail
But I couldn't let her touch you, you see,
 Because then, both of us would go to jail!"

So I tried to make it up to my dick,
 I took him someplace safe where he could roam
A place where they sure had old enough chicks,
 Yeah, I took my dick, to a nursing home!

THE END