Inspired by the traditional Jewish ceremony called a bris...

"The Circumcision" By Alexander The Poet 

There's a celebration,
Where rabbis do appear
To do circumcision, 
As Jews all watch and cheer

A lot of Jews witness,
Rabbi sharpen his knife
To cut tip of penis,
On 8th day of boy's life

After the tip is cut,
Boy just begins to cry
His mouth can not be shut,
As dumb Jews wonder why

His cock just got sliced off!,
By some twisted rabbi!
Getting a bris is rough,
If you'd get it, you'd cry!!!

THE END