"The Cock That Could Not Get Up" by Alexander The Poet 

No matter how much you stroke,
No matter how much you rub
Your penis, becomes a joke,
If your penis, can't get up

You can lube it all you want
And you can watch pornos too
But even visions of cunt,
Will not get it hard, poor you

So what the hell could you do?,
To get that pecker erect
You're upset girls won't date you,
What the fuck did you expect?!

You fuckin' can't get it up!,
Your penis is pathetic!
Take viagra in a cup,
And pray that does the trick!

THE END