A poem about being optimistic about my small penis...

"Good Things Come In Small Packages" By Alexander The Poet 09.25.05

My penis may not be all that long,
And it may not be all that thick
It may not get very hard and strong,
And it does tend to cum real quick!

My dick's not as big as a dildo,
And it ain't the size of a dong
Girls don't scream "Oh Yes", they scream "Oh No",
With my dick, no one gets along!

They say it's not the size of the boat,
But the motion, of the ocean
This captain's ship may not even float,
If all of you, get my notion!

But god damn it, size does not matter,
For it is how you use it, right?!
So if all the girls want to scatter,
I'll just use it myself at night!

THE END