"I Won't Call PETA If You Abuse My Cock" By Alexander The Poet 06.20.06

If one day, you should tie up my cock,
Along with his pair of balls
To PETA, this may come as a shock,
I will not make any calls!

You can slap my rooster hard nonstop,
Then insult it alot too
But that won't hurt it, for it may pop,
And sing coc-a-doodle-doo!

But if ever you lock it up though,
So my cock, I could not touch
Well that may piss me off you should know,
Cause how can it peck and such?!

But alas, no matter what you do,
You have got nothing to fear
My barn animal will still love you,
And PETA won't show up here!

THE END