"If My Cock Was Inside You" By Alexander The Poet 02.25.07

If my cock was inside you,
It would be totally awesome and great
It would make my dreams come true,
And I'd no longer need to masturbate!

If my cock was inside you,
I'd easily make you my little bitch
Well, I'll try very hard to,
Cause with 2 inches, there may be a glitch!

If my cock was inside you,
My life would be a hundred times better
For I would feel so anew,
And I'd buy you roses and a sweater!

If my cock was inside you,
I think I would smile alot and say yum
Well at least just right up to,
The very moment that I moan and cum!

THE END