"I Wish My Cock Was Big" By Alexander The Poet 09.14.04

I wish my cock was big,
Instead, it is really small
It looks just like a twig,
I'm surprised, it didn't fall

My dick, is so tiny,
In a thimble, it would fit
It makes me, so whiny,
It looks like a fucking clit!

But when it gets erect,
It does seem, to grow a bit
Still, it gets no respect,
Still, it does not look legit

My small dick don't you knock,
It's still desirable
It puts most girls, in shock, 
Girls, that are inflatable!

THE END