"My Camera Shy Cock" By Alexander The Poet 09.05.07

When I try to take a pic of my cock,
It is not such a simplistic task
Because it can not stay hard like a rock,
And in much glory, it does not bask!

Yet it seems to not mind a tape measure,
But when I try, to take a snapshot
It brings me a whole lot of displeasure,
Because it dies down, a freaking lot!

It's one thing for it to not 'measure up',
But another, if it can't stay hard
It makes me feel like a cute little pup,
Than a real big dog, that owns the yard!

Are just small penises camera shy,
Or big ones too, someone tell me please
But until I find that out, I will cry,
Because my cock, don't like to say cheese!

THE END