"My Dick" By Alexander The Poet 08.24.07

My dick don't have length,
And my dick don't have width
My dick don't have strength,
And it sure ain't the Sith!

My dick don't have girth,
And my dick ain't that thick
My dick don't have worth,
It's freaking pathetic!

My dick is so small,
And my dick is so weak
It's not great at all,
It makes every girl shriek!

My dick needs some love,
And my dick needs some friends
My dick is sick of,
Feeling just my two hands!

THE END