a penis to a suicide bomber...
"My Penis Is Like A Suicide Bomber" By Alexander The Poet 06.16.06
My penis is like a suicide bomber,
For it gets hard and reaches higher skies
But after it blows up, it becomes calmer,
Then eventually, it sadly dies
My penis tends to always proclaim Jihad,
And seems to somehow frighten everyone
Rejecting it is futile and makes it mad,
So your ass better quickly start to run!
I will come straight at you with my loaded gun,
With 2 cannonballs focused down below
Hence, a holy war will therefore thus begun,
As I strongly yell "Praise to Allah, yo!"
You will be mesmerized as I chant out loud,
Some words in Arabic, which I don't know
And when I hit you at full force I'll be proud...
But may get STD, no virgin though :(
THE END