"My Leaky Penis" by Alexander The Poet 11.11.03

I have a frail penis,
That always tends to leak
With my leftover piss,
It does create a creek!

After I take a piss,
I stand there and I wait
I want to call police,
But I think it's too late!

It drips quite frequently,
Like a broken faucet
I don't think it's funny,
I can't freakin' stop it!

If you stand next to me,
I need to tell you this
If you start smelling pee ,
It's my leaky penis!

THE END