"My Limp Penis" By Alexander The Poet 

When my dick won't get erect,
It brings me so much shame, not bliss
There's not much girls can expect,
When I show them, my limp penis

My penis looks like it's dead,
And really just taking up space
If girls try to give me head,
It will just be, a hopeless case

Whenever I watch some porn,
And see the cocks that those guys have
I feel so broken and torn,
At my limp penis, all girls laugh!

I thought about taking pills,
For I know that it would solve this
But I can't afford the bills,
So I'm stuck with my limp penis!

THE END