"My Manmeat" by Alexander The Poet 

I was never comfortable,
Calling my dick, manmeat
I mean, my dick ain't edible,
It's not something you eat

I doubt it has any protein
It just contains semen
And if you think that looks lean
Then you must be dreaming

You just can't take a fork and knife,
And nibble, on my dick
Blood pouring out would end my life,
And it would end it quick

If my dick ain't on the menu,
It ain't something you eat
This is the last time I tell you,
Do not call it, manmeat!

THE END