This poem came to mind after seeing this very hot girl outside
who works in the same building with me but on the first floor...

"Would You Like To Smoke My Cock?" by Alexander The Poet 

When I saw you outside,
Smoking a cigarette
My feelings, could not hide
It made me so upset

Cigarettes kill your lungs
And they cost too damn much,
You don't want to die young,
Cause you may, you just watch

But if you need to smoke,
I offer you my cock
It's small so you won't choke,
It's always here in stock

With it, you won't complain
You will not run empty
My cock is from Ukraine
And my cock is tasty

It don't have nicotine,
What it has, is my cum
So baby, put it in,
Puff away and then some

You don't need Marlboro,
You don't need Newport Light
Just smoke my cock you ho,
Just smoke it, every night

THE END