"What is This Vein Doing On My Dick?" By Alexander The Poet 02.15.08

What is this vein doing on my dick?,
 It looks pretty fucking nasty to me
I'd like to get rid of it real quick,
 Cause it disturbs me, to a high degree!

I heard that it may be there due to,
 Poorly functioning valves in the scrotum
But I just know, that that can't be true,
 Because I know, my balls are full of cum!

So what this may quite possibly mean,
 Is that whenever my dick does get sucked
If girls happen to have teeth so keen,
 And bite me, I am seriously fucked!

So please, I ask you don't bite, just lick,
 If you so feel, like giving me some head
Because with that vein that's on my dick,
 I'm afraid I could end up being dead!

THE END


Research for this poem was done here:
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1193.html