"Why Are Girls Scared Of My Dick?" By Alexander The Poet 04.14.08

As I sit here bored, masturbating,
 Using a brand new method and trick
I find myself lonely and waiting,
 To know why, girls are scared of my dick!?

For my dick, is by far so friendly,
 And is always, so ready to play
And with pubes, it looks so fatherly,
 I don't know why, it turns them away!

I'd understand if it was real huge,
 But it's not, it is rather quite small
And if on their face, it gets to splooge,
 They'd laugh and then ask if that is all!

Perhaps I will just never know why,
 All these girls, are so scared of my dick
So what I'll do is jack off and cry,
 Because being single, makes me sick!

THE END