"Why Does The Cold Make My Penis Shrivel?" By Alexander The Poet 07.20.06

I ask, Why does the cold,
Make my penis shrivel?
Well the truth shall be told,
For it is no drivel!

You see, blood flows along,
To my extremities
It makes them big and strong,
Including my woody!

But when it gets chilly,
The blood flow becomes less
Therefore with my willy,
Much girls I can't impress!

So now that this I know,
To avoid such trauma
I'll pack my bags and go,
Go to the Bahamas!

THE END