There lives this dominant mistress,
Who never speaks before drinking coffee
And she causes lots of men stress,
If they don't address her, as Mistress V!
Mistress V is one fierce lady,
Who happens to really hate pubic hair
And if she sees your cock's shady,
She'll beat it good, with a bottle of nair!
Don't say bad things about her skin,
Unless on the ground, you do want to fall
Because she will kick your balls in,
With her feet, which happen to be quite small!
She thinks that cowboys are so hot,
Ones that are bald with big arms and nice beards
And she loves geeky boys alot,
Only if with cum, their faces are smeared!
After eating mexican food,
She loves to fuck a guy hard in the butt
And if she's in a real good mood,
She'll shove candles up there, to keep it shut!
Small Penis Prevention campaign,
Is a plan Mistress V put in full swing
She wants big cocks to solely reign,
Because with small ones, you can't feel a thing!
But if you want her glad really,
All you have to do is massage her neck
Then hand her some calla lillies,
And be sure to include a fat ass check!
THE END
Reserarch for this poem found at her official website:
http://www.mistress-v.com